HOT PRODUCTS FROM AMAZON THIS HOLIDAY SEESONE 2016

1. KINDLE that can only be read until the battery runs out of power, it cant be recharged [NEW!]
2. Book comprised of letters instead of words
3. Kindle embossed with gold-leaf and real leather
4. Computer virus that destroys book as soon as u start to read it. the ending is destroyed first, then it works backwards.
5. Illegal book
5. Kindle fire (literally a fire on your kindle)