5.5.20

2021

The President, who was now infected with the coronavirus, had delivered his emergency message.


He stated the virus will mutate and enlarge into a spherical viral creature with it’s beak inside of the center, hidden. and inside the beak, it’s jaws with sharp teeth. The president also said that the vaccine was unlikely to be made in time to cure the virus. There was nothing that can be done.


He also said that the virus will mutate and enlarge into spherical ones in 12 hours and 19 minutes somewhere in China. Immediately after that, they will infect and consume the remaining Non-Infected citizens and Non Humans alike with their extreme sensitivity to sight and sound. Not only that, they will also create fissures biologically and earthquakes will form. Tsunamis will form, as well as volcanic eruptions.


After that, the virus will cause the earth to explode, and the virus will enlarge into a one larger than planet earth as it will spread throughout the universe.


 “Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end. But my heart is a memory and there you’ll always be.” The Fox and the Hound



2.5.20

addendum

Are you still finding it hard to believe that "Kutchiataville" really exists and that it's not just a figment of your imagination??? 

Or that Donald Trump just became the President Elect???  

Ever hear of a Siding??? The track switches and both trains continue merrily on their way.

I think today is going to be the day.   

Prime Ribs in Swamp Water is the best thing that I have ever put in my mouth. 

Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s World Famous Key Lime Pie is all I need. How about you, in for some great prime ribs and key lime pie???

Smell you later, space cowboy...

13.12.17

public servise anouncement from the russian spammors

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