RED LABEL is one of the finest maltey whisky blendz available at your local drive through bottle shop. u can tell its the best quality because it has real gold on the label. it has a texture like no other drink i have tasted, i declare it to be the nectar of the gods. red label was discovered by john walker when he mixed sum different alcahols together and let them sit in a barrell in his basemant for about 50 years and the legend was born so he put a red label on it
the best way to drink is with a shitload of pepsi and about 10 ice cubes. another fun idea is to mix some into your instant coffee, i call it nescafe blend 9000
red label is best enjoyed with a smoothe cigar from your local smokestore which makes u extra coool (if your mum will allow u to smoke in your room!!! not bloody likely!!!!!!)
this guy is a scotch expert and he likes it so much he drinks 2 bottles at once...what more proof do u need??
KEEP ON WANKING