Justin Bieber Killed

soon after his basketball debut the BEEBER has been brutally murdered outside a nightclub as he fell into a pool of his own vomit and feces under a hail of bullets, some people say...according to a news report.

TRAGIDY AT THE BASKETBALL DOME

fans were treated to an exciting spectacle at the los angeles basketball dome last night in the match between the clippers and the fierce suns. halfway through the match star player KOBE BRYANT had to leave the court after vomiting all over the three point line...he had food poisoning (by the other teams chef???). with all the substitute players injured the clippers coach had nowhere to turn except to use the celebrities who had courtside seats. JUSTIN BIEBER scored a franchise record 43 points in the second half shooting 18/27 from the field and picking up 2 rebounds! later he was brutally raped by the other team in the locker room after the game.

OH SHIT SON I HAV SUM BREAKING NEWS

this shit is soooo not #mixxie right now

it has come to my attention that former NBA baller DETLEF SCHREMPF is ALLEDGEDLY a pedo...according to what some people say. I dunno if its true yet but its all explained on this news artical



oh how the mighty have fallen

THE GOAT; GAYEST RAPER OF ALL TIME

i nominate KRS ONE,,,



KRS sizes up another victim "HMMM....YOU WANNA BE FUCKED FROM BEHIND! [yes homo]"
krs is a legendary raper and OLDSCHOOL rap artist from the 1980s who terrorized new york. he is so gay that he was banned from marching in the gay pride parade because it would risk turning the whole city gay (and then who will be our firefighters and beat up criminals?)!! 

he has been well known in the gay community since a freestyle rap when he accidently said "oh btw i am gay". also known for his hit single "sound of The Police". some people have been critical of his stance that gayness is the 5th element of hip hop culture but he also has a lot of fans...many of them are gay.

here's to u, KRIS!