Chris Brown finally stands up to Rihanna

In a move that has rocked the entertainment world, famous crooning rapman Chris Brown has taken legal action his ex-girlfriend Rihanna. He is asking for $10 million in damages and a restraining order against Rihanna to stop her spreading her genital herpes from Barbados.

"Rihanna gave me herpes and then when I threatened to file a lawsuit against her for not telling me she was infested with genital blisters she began to hit herself in the face and throw herself into walls just as Jim Carrey did in the movie 'Liar, Liar."

"Then she turned around and blamed me for the matter as a form of punishment."

"I woke up with three blisters on my penis ... this isn't just a regular case of American herpes, this is a case of Herpes from Barbados, which is most likely lethal."

Brown has employed an expensive team of lawyers to push his case and will be calling Jim Carrey as an expert witness to demonstrate the way somebody can hit themself in the face and crush their own head in a toilet. Jim Carrey has stuck by his best friend Chris Brown ever since the wicked whore Rihanna came into his life and destroyed it. We at SkipHopz Dot Com will continue to support Chris Brown and hope he can find the justice he has been missing for so long.

Rihanna (if that is her real name) could not be reached for commnent, at the time of writing she was most likely summoning a demon with the help of the illuminati and making up more lies about Chris Brown from her Palace of Thorns in Barbados.

DEEP WEB 2: The Toynbee Manifesto

"Human nature presents human minds with a puzzle which they have not yet solved and may never succeed in solving, for all that we can tell. The dichotomy of a human being into 'soul' and 'body' is not a datum of experience. No one has ever been, or ever met, a living human soul without a body... Someone who accepts - as I myself do, taking it on trust - the present-day scientific account of the Universe may find it impossible to believe that a living creature, once dead, can come to life again; but, if he did entertain this belief, he would be thinking more 'scientifically' if he thought in the Christian terms of a psychosomatic resurrection than if he thought in the shamanistic terms of a disembodied spirit."

The above passage was discovered in the notes of Dr Toynbee, a brilliant physicist who worked on the cutting edge of science in the mid 20th century. He was hired by the American government to work with the newly arrived Reptillians in developing psychic technology for deep space travel of the human race. Whistleblowers who escaped the underground complex have said there was some kind of accident during testing which killed dozens of people although no bodies were found at the scene.

This Shit is Mixxie

In December last year this liquor pouring rap video took the internet by storm.

In the '11 Mixxie Boyz have returned with some new tracks like ROLL UP, COOK COOK STIR STIR and COKE DOPE CRACK SWAG. In case anyone was still having trouble getting the dance moves down they have released another mixxie video of them repeatedly performing the "official cooking dance" and "the handbrake".



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