Chris Brown finally stands up to Rihanna

In a move that has rocked the entertainment world, famous crooning rapman Chris Brown has taken legal action his ex-girlfriend Rihanna. He is asking for $10 million in damages and a restraining order against Rihanna to stop her spreading her genital herpes from Barbados.

"Rihanna gave me herpes and then when I threatened to file a lawsuit against her for not telling me she was infested with genital blisters she began to hit herself in the face and throw herself into walls just as Jim Carrey did in the movie 'Liar, Liar."

"Then she turned around and blamed me for the matter as a form of punishment."

"I woke up with three blisters on my penis ... this isn't just a regular case of American herpes, this is a case of Herpes from Barbados, which is most likely lethal."

Brown has employed an expensive team of lawyers to push his case and will be calling Jim Carrey as an expert witness to demonstrate the way somebody can hit themself in the face and crush their own head in a toilet. Jim Carrey has stuck by his best friend Chris Brown ever since the wicked whore Rihanna came into his life and destroyed it. We at SkipHopz Dot Com will continue to support Chris Brown and hope he can find the justice he has been missing for so long.

Rihanna (if that is her real name) could not be reached for commnent, at the time of writing she was most likely summoning a demon with the help of the illuminati and making up more lies about Chris Brown from her Palace of Thorns in Barbados.

Jason Alexander Dead

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Beloved Actor Jason Alexander has died in hospital following a multi car accident near New York, police say.

Alexander was driving home on Freeway 33 after visiting friends when his vehicle swerved into the wrong lane and was hit by an oncoming car. The other driver was killed instantly and Alexander was badly injured, he was rushed to hospital but there was nothing doctors could do to reverse the terminal brain damage and internal bleeding.

Police don't think drugs or alcohol were factors in the fatal crash. Followers of Jason Alexander on Twitter have been suggesting that he was Tweeting while driving, and the distraction lead to the fatal accident.

Alexander will be remembered for his movies and television work, most notably the role of George Costanza on Seinfeld. Alexander was also an avid poker player.

Jason Alexander was loved by many fans around the world, he will be remembered as one of the hardest working Actors of the last century. Thousands of fans have expressed their shock and grief on social networking websites such as Twitter, with famous people contributing and offering support to the friends and family as well. Lifelong friend Jerry Seinfeld Tweeted 'I can't believe he is really gone...the world is poorer for it'. Jason Alexander was 52 years old.

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Believe it or not, George isn't alive

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Believe it or not, George is dead!  

LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS THE 27 CLUB

BREAKING NEWS
Troubled kart racing actress and karaoke singer LINDSAY LOHAN has died at the tragically young age of 27.

A spokesperson for the Los Angeles Police Department told reporters that Lohan was involved in a multi-car crash earlier this morning. It is unclear whether drugs or alcohol played a part in the accident. Her body was found by a cyclist who proceeded to stip off her clothes, roll her over and cut off her fingers and toes with a pocket knife. The missing digits were later confiscated by police, after they turned up on eBay listed as "lot of 10 delicious edible freedom nuggets".

Many Hollywood celebrities have expressed their grief over Lindsay Lohan's death since it was announced by Dan Rather on CNN. Rapper Drake was particularly distraught, tweeting "my brothers...we may never see a talent like her kind ever again, R.I.P".

The death is ironic because Lohan recently started working at a morgue, in an attempt to pay off her student loans. She was on probation after being caught stealing watches and wedding rings from the dead bodies. Last month Lohan escaped from the morgue and made her way to Tallahassee, Florida where she rented an apartment near Florida State University under the name Chris Hagen. She managed to buy food and pay her way at local college bars with stolen credit cards.

On Saturday, October 1, Lohan broke into Florida State University's Chi Omega sorority house and bludgeoned and strangled to death two women, raping one of them and brutally biting her on her buttocks and one nipple. She beat two others over the head with a log. They survived which investigators attribute to fellow roommate Nita Neary, who came home and interrupted Lohan before she was able to kill the other two victims.


Lohan's trademark death stare

Lohan began her dick sucking career at a young age and used those skills to leverage a role on popular sitcom The Cosby Show. It was the beginning of an amazing career on stage and screen that spanned 2 decades. Her magnum opus 'Mean Girls' was released to critical acclaim in 2004, winning her an Oscar for best actress. MTV will be holding a special memorial for her on Friday.