New Facebook Craze "Sitting" Takes Internet by Storm

A growing fad that involves lying down in a chair with torso/legs bent at a 90 degree angle has taken the world wide web by storm.

The meme has been named "sitting" or "the sitting down game" and has become popular on social networking site "Facebook.com". Users snap pictures of themselves and friends doing the infamous "sitting" in a chair and upload for all to see. Many have found that these so-called "chairs" provide an excellent platform for "sitting". Others sit on makeshift equipment like a boulder or rotten log.

Rap superstar Kerser does the famous"sitting"

Some cutting edge users have pushed this new meme to the limit, experimenting with "sitting gangam style" (swinging legs while sitting) and "sitting harlem shake" (having a seizure while sitting).

Several students report that their schools have already banned "sitting" because it disrupts lessons and is a safety issue. One teenager allegedly suffered a stroke after "sitting" for an extended period of time and drinking a can of Fanta. 

An example of correct "sitting" technique

OMG its Trilly Tuesdays!

Following the popularity of Casual Fridays, Snitching Saturdays and Wanking at School Wednesdays, there is another weekly date that real headz have programmed into their Palm Pilot(TM)...TRILLY TUESDAYS.

Aussie lad THE TRILL (a.k.a The Buoy Fiddler (see earlier post)) has uploaded an amazing 29 songs so far, with a new song appearing someday between Monday and Wednesday every week. I checked out a few songs to give u my expert opinion...

Track 29 "At the Speed of Life"
This is an amazing ballad that we can all relate to, the whole song is about getting on a bus. Apparently fare dodging on public transport is a core theme for Trill.

Track 19 "Cool Story Bro"
Bros tuning in expecting to hear a song with many cool stories will be disappointed by this track. Its an emo ballad that drags on for about 15 minutes.

Track 16 "Tradie Money"
Now we get to hear THE TRILL rap about how poor he is, with so many levels of irony its hard to work out wtf is happening. This song is about 5 minutes too long.


Check out all da bangers at http://www.trillytuesdays.com/

Rapper Report Card
,._.,-*^~*-,._.,-~>TRILL THE BUOY FIDDLER<~-,._.,-*~^~*-,._.,

Vocabulary: 7

Articulation: 5

Creativity: 9

Originality: 8

Versatility: 8

Voice: 5

Records: 1

Stage Presence: 6

Sticking to Themes: 10

Innovating Rhythms: 7

SCORE: 66/100
D+"see me after class"

Things Bogans Like, the unofficial music video