A growing fad that involves lying down in a chair with torso/legs bent at a 90 degree angle has taken the world wide web by storm.
The meme has been named "sitting" or "the sitting down game" and has become popular on social networking site "Facebook.com". Users snap pictures of themselves and friends doing the infamous "sitting" in a chair and upload for all to see. Many have found that these so-called "chairs" provide an excellent platform for "sitting". Others sit on makeshift equipment like a boulder or rotten log.
Rap superstar Kerser does the famous"sitting"
Some cutting edge users have pushed this new meme to the limit, experimenting with "sitting gangam style" (swinging legs while sitting) and "sitting harlem shake" (having a seizure while sitting).
Several students report that their schools have already banned "sitting" because it disrupts lessons and is a safety issue. One teenager allegedly suffered a stroke after "sitting" for an extended period of time and drinking a can of Fanta.
IN a new regular feature I will explain which classic rappers are spinning in their graves due to the shitty new rap music of today...
The infamous KERSER is a battle raper from Sydney-town who is causing quite a stir on the facebook. Recently he boasted that his youtube video has 100000 views, big fucking deal. Many have put the hate on The Kerser because he is the most popular lad rapper in the country and the only battle MC who is openly gay. Despite these flaws most rap fans agree that he does indeed spit hot fyre, its probably better if we give in to his demands and step back for fear of being burned!
The Kerser in the booth during a steamy recording session
THE KERSER made a name for himself after an intense freestyle battle in the carpark after a Got Beef event, and when I say instense freestyle battle I mean stabbing a hobo to death with one of his many knives. Word on the streets says he was also seen in the area of the Black Saturday Bushfires in 2009 packing flint and steel, and he refuses to answer questions about his involvement with the Beaumont children.
For the above reasons and many more, P DIDDY is rolling in his grave.
In earthquake-ravaged Japan a new media sensation is sweeping the country, the so called “Vocal-aloids” are the computer generated songstresses entertaining millions with their unique blend of bumper pop hits and easy listening music stylings. The characters have taken the internet by storm, crossing over onto popular English websites such as Youtube, Lycos and Altavista.
A Vocaloid is a virtual machine capable of imitating a human voice perfectly via electronic software. Users of the Vocaloid program simply need to type in the lyrics of their song and use an "auto-tune" effect, the virtual idol does the rest. The resulting music is often combined with 3D animations of the Vocaloid characters dancing or jerking their AIDS semen into a kinder surprise egg.
The king of the Vocal-aloids is Hatsune Miku, a green haired anime boy with pigtails who is capable of hitting the highest notes. He was the brainchild of Toyota advertising executives who use him to promote the 2011 Toyota Corolla, saying "With big dreams in a compact package, both the Corolla and Miku are driving straight to the top."
Did you know: According to official waist-size data, Miku is currently the fattest of the vocaloids. She loves to eat smoked cheese.
Hatsune Miku is one of the Vocaloids many capable of singing in English as well as Japanese and a host of other languages such as Spanish and French. Other popular Vocaloids include Black Rock Shooter, Sonika, Teto (a lesbian), Aya Hirano and Len.
The popularity of the Vocaloids has grown since their videos were reposted to youtube from Japanese youtube clone "Nico Nico Douga". Now the virtual idols are a phenomena celebrated all over the world, not just in the bedrooms of the Japanese Otaku (translators note: Otaku means computer geek). This transformation was complete in 2011 when Toyota announced a series of massive concerts featuring Demon Queen English Vocaloid Hatsune Miku. These unique live concerts are accomplished by projecting an image of the vocaloid via an overhead projector, making the illusion that they are singing on a real stage. Many thousands of Otaku flock to these events, hoping to catch a glimpse of their favourite software-gal or perhaps catch a stray piece of data to take home as a souvineir. Some even express a desire to digitize themselves and become a vocaloid.
Vocaloid culture is on the rise. Many companies are even producing plastic models of the characters, immortalising them on the mantelpieces of stupid music lovers everywhere. With this style of music taking over the charts is it possible that talented rap singers like Nelly and Bone Thugs may be out of a job? Time will tell.
Apparently I am a rap journalist so mayb its time to talk about some rap again...
Vanilla Ice lookalike and rare butterfly collector THREE SIXXTY has released a new single from his bumper Spring album featuring the infamous JOSH PYKE. The song is called THROW IT AWAY and it is an examle of everything that is wrong with the youth of today.
" yo i dont wanna work till i'm 50 and spend wot i've earned till i'm 60 " (pun intended?)
360 wears his bullshit generation-y entitlement issues on his sleeve, laying the hate on people who have to work for a living while rhyming over drums softer than Ke$ha's ass. A Triple J hottest 100 contender! A surefire hit among people who vote Liberal, do tax returns and put sugar on their Weetbix. *click here to like this on facebook* My recommendation? Turn 360 degrees and walk away!
"forvive me, maybe its my lack of sleep but i feel lke i hav 2 dream!"
Of course 360, you are never able to get any sleep. Your life as a coolhunting rebel on the wild side of the flannelette shirt debate is hard. Guess what dude, Your Boy Bangs had a rough life as well, growing up in Sudan, and he never came across as a whiney teenager writing in his dream diary. He goes hard.
However if everything goes to plan 360 will not have to work very hard at all, you can buy his songs on itunes for the low low price of $2.19 and he even released a clean version you can buy for your grandma. But hey, its not like he lets the money control him or anything!
Spotted the infamous DJ MUGGS of Cypress Hill running things at an underground cockfight in a cave. He looked pretty weeded and the birds kept scratching him. He has aged terribly.
I ran into notorious Chaser comedian JULIAN MORROW at an 8 Mile-esque rap battle. I figured I could get some free publicity by beating him but he utterly destroyed me, he was dropping multis and words that had me reaching for a dictionary. He explained that the performance was dedicated to a special girl.
Famously bad rapper ELF TRANZPORTER was seen at the fires of Mount Doom last week. He was holding some small piece of jewellery in his hand, trying to decide what to do. Hope he made the right choice!
Local legend MICHAEL CERA was identified snatching handbags. He was prancing around south central LA with the look of a deranged madman, yelling to police that he couldnt be stopped. Totally unacceptable behaviour for a role model, he paid though.
