A growing fad that involves lying down in a chair with torso/legs bent at a 90 degree angle has taken the world wide web by storm.
The meme has been named "sitting" or "the sitting down game" and has become popular on social networking site "Facebook.com". Users snap pictures of themselves and friends doing the infamous "sitting" in a chair and upload for all to see. Many have found that these so-called "chairs" provide an excellent platform for "sitting". Others sit on makeshift equipment like a boulder or rotten log.
Rap superstar Kerser does the famous"sitting"
Some cutting edge users have pushed this new meme to the limit, experimenting with "sitting gangam style" (swinging legs while sitting) and "sitting harlem shake" (having a seizure while sitting).
Several students report that their schools have already banned "sitting" because it disrupts lessons and is a safety issue. One teenager allegedly suffered a stroke after "sitting" for an extended period of time and drinking a can of Fanta.
IT has come to the attention of SKIPHOPZ that popular websight 'E-BAY' (the electronic bay) has removed hiphop/rap from it's auction listings for vinal records. What the hell do those nerds even know about RAP?
The disturbing news was revealed on Ozhiphop forums. This is nothing less than a insult to all rap listeners on the web. I am mad as hell right now...and not just because i have spent the afternoon reading spam message board posts SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED
ebay placed this monolith in an airport corridor to impede pedestrians
Tha relationship between ebay and the rap community has always been strained, ever since i gave some guy in brazil a 1 star rating because he sold me a Drake CD. Drake fukking sucks as we are all aware!
What can we do, as a rapping community, to force ebay to change their ways???
We will spread tha word on our' blogs and google waves. We will not rest until 'RAP' is a main category on the site, along with boats and jeans with rhinestones all over them (THE JEANS NOT THE BOATS)
SKIPHOPZ favourite KERSER has been unfairly attacked by many haters and
clowns since he changed the rap game. Yesterday he spoke out on a
popular internet message board, taking the opportunity to set the record
straight about haters.
why dont u tell us how u really feel lol!
The issue of whether Kerser is the sickest has polarised opinion in the aussie hip hop community. Many fans have criticised Kerser for writing idiotic songs about the dumbest shit, but he paid though. He paid. He so paid. He makin money. He gettin dat paper currency in his pants pocket or purse.
However 360 recently bought a million dollar apartment. Looks like Kerser was defeated by 360 again!
Skiphopz, the top internet authority on rap singing, is giving shouts out to RAPED. These guys go hard...but dont think that they are a crew of rape victims, it stands for REAL ASS PEOPLE EVERY DAY. and thats what their raps are all about.
RAPED takes the backing tracks from popular urban ballads by performers such as Lil Wayne and Jay-Z, and replaces the lyrics with straight goonin. Highly recommended for those of you with a high musical IQ.
As part of my ongoing service to the unemployed brothers out there I will be reposting select job ads from SERCH; the hip hop employment website.
DJs WANTED
nO EXPERIENCE NECESSARy!!!!!!!!! Disc Jockeys > Club
We are looking for fun guys and gals to become DJs at our'r hot club's. Enjoy a fun, exciting environment!
U will need to know how to push a buttan on youre turn table that starts and
stops the spinning. A Certificate III in Turntable Operation will be an
advantage. U will also need a hot knowledge of club bangers from
2010-2012. We will train u in how to crab scratch (3 weeks unpaid training).
U can also use a ipod and our high level DJ MixMan software.
A FEW GOOD HYPE MEN
Live Performance > Hype Men!!!!!
Exciting new position with loads of variety and scope! Our crew is seeking experienced hype men for our upcoming tour! Must perform above 60 HPM (you will be tested) with 80% punchline accuracy!
Duties include jumping around on stage and shouting certain words into a
microphone! Successful applicant will have a bubbly personality and the
proven ability to multi-task!
Previous applicants or people who trip over microphone cords need not apply!
SEEKING GRILL CADDY
Misc > Jewelery
Do you want a flexible job that allows you to pick the kids up from school? Get the balance right.
I am looking for someone to manage my large collection of grills. You
will be on-hand at studio sessions, gigs and rap events to suggest the
optimal
grill for the situation. Some of my grills contain spinners which must
be kept in constant rotation so you will need a high level of patience
and
attention to detail, and the ability to reach inside my mouth while I am
rapping.
To be successful in this position you will need an eye for grills and
the ability to improvise in the event of a dental emergency. Must be willing to locate to Atlanta.
WILL RAP FOR FOOD
>Freelancers
Hello, my name is Nasir and I am willing to rap for you. I have a reputation as one of the greatest of all time, ask anyone.
I could perform services like modelling various outfits for you, or
washing your car. If you're recording a rap video maybe I could drive
past in the
background. I can be your friend on Facebook and thumb your Youtube videos. I have extensive experience with CISCO routers and Lotus Notes. If your friend is in jail I can help you compose a letter to
him. I am also available to ghostwrite mediocre rap songs.
Work history:
1994 - Released Illmatic
2001 - Released Stillmatic and had beef with Jay-Z, one of the greatest of all time.
2007 - Released my Greatest Hits
Following the popularity of Casual Fridays, Snitching Saturdays and Wanking at School Wednesdays, there is another weekly date that real headz have programmed into their Palm Pilot(TM)...TRILLY TUESDAYS.
Aussie lad THE TRILL (a.k.a The Buoy Fiddler (see earlier post)) has uploaded an amazing 29 songs so far, with a new song appearing someday between Monday and Wednesday every week. I checked out a few songs to give u my expert opinion...
Track 29 "At the Speed of Life" This is an amazing ballad that we can all relate to, the whole song is about getting on a bus. Apparently fare dodging on public transport is a core theme for Trill.
Track 19 "Cool Story Bro" Bros tuning in expecting to hear a song with many cool stories will be disappointed by this track. Its an emo ballad that drags on for about 15 minutes.
Track 16 "Tradie Money" Now we get to hear THE TRILL rap about how poor he is, with so many levels of irony its hard to work out wtf is happening. This song is about 5 minutes too long.
Aussie hip hopper TRILL was seen at a popular beach, he kept swimming out to the buoys and messing around with them. This activity has prompted the coastguard to nickname him 'The buoy fiddler'. Apparently the young man cannot keep his hands off the buoys. Gulls remain unaffected by his nefarious activities.
I saw the famous rapman MEMPHIS BLEEK in the flesh. He was quite friendly, approaching and eating pellets out of my hand. He even let me pat him on the head and run my fingers through his hair before he suddenly tried to bite my hand off!
Rap spinner DJ REFLUX was spotted at a local club. He kept stealing records from the DJ's crate while they weren't looking and cutting the corners off the record sleeves. He appears to be storing these in a modified stamp album.
Popular rap know-it-all BLUEBIRD (from those forums) was seen swimming around in the Tasman Sea. Apparently he was on a flight to New Zealand when he suddenly stood up and said "I can't take it anymore, I'm in an aeroplane over the sea? This is too mainstream for me!" then somehow managed to open the emergency exit and jump out, creating a torrent of explosive decompression that claimed my Palm Pilot. I hope he had a parachute and a pretty good life raft in his carry on luggage!
In earthquake-ravaged Japan a new media sensation is sweeping the country, the so called “Vocal-aloids” are the computer generated songstresses entertaining millions with their unique blend of bumper pop hits and easy listening music stylings. The characters have taken the internet by storm, crossing over onto popular English websites such as Youtube, Lycos and Altavista.
A Vocaloid is a virtual machine capable of imitating a human voice perfectly via electronic software. Users of the Vocaloid program simply need to type in the lyrics of their song and use an "auto-tune" effect, the virtual idol does the rest. The resulting music is often combined with 3D animations of the Vocaloid characters dancing or jerking their AIDS semen into a kinder surprise egg.
The king of the Vocal-aloids is Hatsune Miku, a green haired anime boy with pigtails who is capable of hitting the highest notes. He was the brainchild of Toyota advertising executives who use him to promote the 2011 Toyota Corolla, saying "With big dreams in a compact package, both the Corolla and Miku are driving straight to the top."
Did you know: According to official waist-size data, Miku is currently the fattest of the vocaloids. She loves to eat smoked cheese.
Hatsune Miku is one of the Vocaloids many capable of singing in English as well as Japanese and a host of other languages such as Spanish and French. Other popular Vocaloids include Black Rock Shooter, Sonika, Teto (a lesbian), Aya Hirano and Len.
The popularity of the Vocaloids has grown since their videos were reposted to youtube from Japanese youtube clone "Nico Nico Douga". Now the virtual idols are a phenomena celebrated all over the world, not just in the bedrooms of the Japanese Otaku (translators note: Otaku means computer geek). This transformation was complete in 2011 when Toyota announced a series of massive concerts featuring Demon Queen English Vocaloid Hatsune Miku. These unique live concerts are accomplished by projecting an image of the vocaloid via an overhead projector, making the illusion that they are singing on a real stage. Many thousands of Otaku flock to these events, hoping to catch a glimpse of their favourite software-gal or perhaps catch a stray piece of data to take home as a souvineir. Some even express a desire to digitize themselves and become a vocaloid.
Vocaloid culture is on the rise. Many companies are even producing plastic models of the characters, immortalising them on the mantelpieces of stupid music lovers everywhere. With this style of music taking over the charts is it possible that talented rap singers like Nelly and Bone Thugs may be out of a job? Time will tell.
'Dada' (Feat. Dan The Underdog) is a real hot track with a real nice vibe. There are plenty of horns and rolling basslines to be heard.
Unfortunately some of the other songs like 'Hope' sound way too serious and emo. they didnt tickle my fancy. but since the album is free you may as well give it a listen or download! HOLLA.
SYKO is one of australias hottest new rappers straight out of the mean streets of Compton on Sydneys north shore. he has been making a splash with over 20 people showing up to his gigs, over 30 friends on facebook, over 50 twitter followers and over 8 contact numbers in his phone. he released a big budget video for his first single which has over 100 views on youtube!
this song is all about SYKO's special girl who is also his sister. no society taboo will come between there love!
SYKO began writing music at the age of 13 when he released a mixtape which was downloaded by 30000 people (without any heavy promotion!). from there his career took off and be began playing shows to crowds of approximately 60,000-70,000 while being named RAPPER OF THE YEAR, no shit. His first album is still in the works so dont sleep on it.
on his second song "never the same" SYKO slows things down for tha ladies on sum T-PAIN shit. the song is all about finding out youre gay and you have to leave your girlfriend behind. unfortunatly the autotune sounds weak and you cant dance to it, so expect this to flop harder than Vlade Divac in a flopping competition. he also has zero swag, btw.
I think SYKO needs to get sum better producers and hooks if he wants to be a rap superman. otherwise he should jump on his candy painted fixie and ride home. but dont take my word for it, heres what others are saying...
"gay lookn superman shirt, gay green hat and nerd glasses " -PatosBreegz
" I'm getting pretty excited about how bad this guy is. " - Billybee
IN my new series of regular posts exposing clowns and haters in the hip hop scene i am bringing u the story of KANYE WESTS collabo with teenage actress/pop princess JUSTINE BIEBER...
Kanye got the idea of lacing a beat with Bieber when they ran into each other at the laser car wash and became facebook buddies. Bieber was recently arrested in las vegas for cocaine posession but Kanye broke her out of jail.
for the beat, "producer" kanye west jacked a beat from wutang because he thought noone would notice. Biebers voice has been described as being like MICHAEL JACKSON (R.I.P) on this track.
the opinion of fans is as always divided...with some threating to burn down biebers house and rape kanye west. it was reported that the Bieber cried after reading comments online about the song.
here are some comments from the haters who i am calling out, SHAME ON YOU
"Bieber is terrible. Utter trash. AWFUL if you cut him out, and probably kanye too, then the track would be ok. " -Headlock (well known hater and clown in the scene)
"Justin is the only good thing on the song, but you have to sit thru that no talent thug mumbling and talking his way thru the verses before Justin sprinkles his magic on the song." -bitch from popular eating website Popeater.com
"hahahaha oooo im so fuckin scared bitch. and bitch im fuckin mexican and role with bp ight hoe.! i got a black guy so dont trip. matter fact your the stupid one here bcuz your the low life tht actually replies bitch wanna catch a fade dont trip leva i got you on check.! go suck a cock and eat shit fuckin looser and like i said wanna tlk shit say it in my face hoe nothing hold you back. come down to my block i aint scared homie.! fuck you and your shit im out.! aratos foo.!" -KiddohDaisy of youtube
