Aussie rap songs for you're mom: PHATCHANCE (Chance Waters)

PHATCHANCE (now known as "The Chance Waters") has been known to attempt insane stunts to get attention, such as getting a facepaint tattoo of his own name on his face. These crazy actions have caught the attention of our best radio producers and got him on the playlist of greatest artists ever, which is when your mum heard about him.

 Not being covered in paint was considered "too mainstream"

The young lad made a name for himself through his frequent facepaint parties held at various gay bars around Melbourne, which featured his infamous improv rapping routine. Rather than resting on his laurels, Phatchance made a music video where people painted all over his body. He accidently inhaled fumes from the paint thinner and the Inkstains album was the result. Mums around the country were captivated by the rhyming of this non-threatening lad on Inkstains, but they complained that it still wasnt soft enough so Phatchance also released an acoustic version.

Chance Waters rolling deep

Acoustic success as a crossover indie rapper was not enough for Chance Waters, and in 2012 he decided to take over the world with his new album Maybe Tomorrow (maybe this time somebody will listen to the whole thing all the way through!). It's looking good so far, several mums have already added him as a facebook friend, retweeted him and thumbed up his youtube videos.

No doubt Chance Waters is one to watch, a rising star in the mum-rap genre.
He is a friend of SKIPHOPZ.com so plz like him: http://www.facebook.com/officialphatchance

CHANCE WATERS - AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
#2 on the jagermeister radio charts
Feature artist on Triple J Unearthed 2009
Voted 'lamest hook ever' on hiphopsphere.com forum poll
Queen of Facebook
Numerous battle wins on ozhiphop.com battle board
Best rap singer on Nurcha
Voted best lyricist by Womens Weekly reader poll
Playboy Playmate November 2006
#42 on itunes rap charts
Added to rotation on Triple J, a rock station ran by major queers
Nominated Aria award for best guitar strumming in a rap song (not a real award)

All About Big Slang: press release breakdown

He had started at school, from the prime age of thirteen, participating in lunch time diss battles in 2005.
did u hear that guys? 2005 was the year in which the lunch time diss battles began...just for the record. For years historians have debated the timeline but now we can put the controversy to bed. For youre information he was 13 years old at the time, mind you. I am telling you this so when our far off ancestors uncover the remains of BIG SLANG's press release they will make sure the date is recorded and nobody is allowed to forget the fated year of 2005.

This Assyrian-Australian artist calls his talent a blessing and a gift from the Lord, as he had started writing lyrics out of nowhere.
...Later he had found his talent of writing actual and heart touching lyrics.
so basically the lyrics he got from god were a piece of shit

After he had quickly rushed through all his tests and work without hardly reading the questions, he would take out his pad and a pen and start to write lyrics.
Early 2007 saw Big Slang being expelled from school
why am i not surprised...
...but he saw it as an opening for rapping.
yeah , nah

"Everybody knows Im emotional, and everybody knows there's two sides to me, the real soft side and the real hard side."

the white tupac, the black eminem!

With everybody vibin off these tracks, Slang knows this album is whats gonna be the hottest thing once completed.
not everybody is vibin off them, I'm just sayin. u might want to revise your prediction there.

With his eyes set and dreams of becoming number one, Slang is plotting and planning his schemes to get there. What the fuck, this guy is on sum lazers on the moon type shit, apparently the first step is to post a photo of himself half naked and sucking his stomach in.

dont take my word for it, read what others are saying on BIG SLANG's unearthed page
personally i think he should remain buried