14.1.11

All About Big Slang: press release breakdown



He had started at school, from the prime age of thirteen, participating in lunch time diss battles in 2005.
did u hear that guys? 2005 was the year in which the lunch time diss battles began...just for the record. For years historians have debated the timeline but now we can put the controversy to bed. For youre information he was 13 years old at the time, mind you. I am telling you this so when our far off ancestors uncover the remains of BIG SLANG's press release they will make sure the date is recorded and nobody is allowed to forget the fated year of 2005.

This Assyrian-Australian artist calls his talent a blessing and a gift from the Lord, as he had started writing lyrics out of nowhere.
...Later he had found his talent of writing actual and heart touching lyrics.
so basically the lyrics he got from god were a piece of shit

After he had quickly rushed through all his tests and work without hardly reading the questions, he would take out his pad and a pen and start to write lyrics.
Early 2007 saw Big Slang being expelled from school

why am i not surprised...
...but he saw it as an opening for rapping.
yeah , nah

"Everybody knows Im emotional, and everybody knows there's two sides to me, the real soft side and the real hard side."

the white tupac, the black eminem!

With everybody vibin off these tracks, Slang knows this album is whats gonna be the hottest thing once completed.
not everybody is vibin off them, I'm just sayin. u might want to revise your prediction there.

With his eyes set and dreams of becoming number one, Slang is plotting and planning his schemes to get there. What the fuck, this guy is on sum lazers on the moon type shit, apparently the first step is to post a photo of himself half naked and sucking his stomach in.

dont take my word for it, read what others are saying on BIG SLANG's unearthed page
personally i think he should remain buried

4.1.11

TRAPPED IN DA MATRIX: iPhone 4

TRAPPED IN DA MATRIX is my new regular feature where i will keep u up to date with the latest TECH NEWS for youre computar

Today i am discussing the I-PHONE FOUR. its the latest and gratest handheld telephone for the digital age designed by a guy called STEVE JOBS from APPLE. if BILL GATES is the antichrist i guess this makes STEVE JOBS god. we live in an amazing age this is the most convinent devise invented since the gameboy printer.

Nielsen marketplace graph
as u can see from this scientific graph the eyephone is up against the androids. and the graph clearly proves the iphone is better! both phones have a tight screen and a store that lets u download a shit-ton of apps which are like computer programs but some are viruses. like if u want to prank call the pizza shop theres an app for that. if u want to take photos up womans skirt theres an app for that (iphone has a camera). u can upload these pics straight to twitter on the iphone! [email them to me as well].

its called iphone 4 because the other iphones had some pretty bad bugs, like the iphone 2 which phoned you at all hours of the day and night! but now that the iphone has been prefected I dont think we will be seeing any new tech devises from Apple for a long long while!

31.12.10

Trem - OMEGA MAN

OMEGA MAYNE is the longly awaited hit single from sydney aussie rapper TREM (a.k.a. Trem Wunners, Tremmy, Ice-Tream). fans have complained long and hard about his solo album (i have provided you a countdown timer on my blog!) but has this song been enough to wet their appitite?

we from a long lost planet where rap is real (editors note: Earth)
still intact and untapped by the mass appeal





The song has a stomping beat with a rolling bassline that was produced by none other than my boy PROWLER. sound like some shit from a horror movie soundtrack by DR DRE!

I like the lyrics in this song becoz TREM is doing what he does best...calling out the clowns in the scene! apparantly Trem doesnt give a shit about mainstream success, he'd rather be broke and have a hole lot of respect which is why he charges the low low price of $48 (inc postage and handling) for a CD single BUT WAIT THERES MORE u also get a t-shirt with Trems name on it so you can pretend to be trem when you jerk off in front of your bedroom mirror listening to OMEGA MAN. Alpha as fuck!

as alwayz...dont take my word for it.

30.12.10

story about my frend

I had a friend and he loved Sonic R. He couldn’t stop playing it. I told him to stop. I told
him it wasn’t healthy! He didn’t listen and now he’s gone.

It was a simple party to celebrate a birthday. Everyone was having a good time. I
walked up stairs to head to the bathroom. I saw a bright light come from a room, I
opened the door to see my friend playing Sonic R, over and over again and even
worse he was using Tails doll. I tried to snatch him away from the cursed game; he
lurched back and continued to play. I walked back downstairs to continue the party.
About 3 hours later I had passed out, as I awoke bodies were scattered across the
floor, blood everywhere I looked, but I did not see my friend. I rushed upstairs as my
heart had stopped. I looked inside, all I saw was my friend. His eyes were large and
black. He just sat there. When I tried to talk to him he interrupted me, he was
mumbling the Sonic R theme. He had become the Tails doll.


http://files.myopera.com/Chevino/albums/678908/thumbs/Tails%20Doll.jpg_thumb.jpg


hot and not list: shoes

TOP TEN SAD TRAINERS
1. Traval Fox Barracuda (and all others)
2. Nike Air Jordans
3. (black) Fila Tourissmo
4. Anything by Troop
5. British Knights (all ranges)
6. LA Gear (hilarious)
7. Reebok Pump
8. Nike Air Pressure (you've got to pump the bastards up)
9. Hi-Tec (never seen a good pair yet)
10. Jordache (no exit)

TOP TEN CLASSICS
1. Adidas Samba
2. Puma Argentina
3. Adidas S.L. 80's
4. Adidas Stan Smith
5. Adidas Forest Hills
6. Adidas Trim Trab
7. Adidas Shell-Toes
8. Diadora Borg Elite
9. Adidas Gazelle
10. Puma States