Bill Cosby reported to be Dead

The internet has reported popular comedian Bill Cosby to be dead for the first time in 2012. The news was broken on Twitter and quickly spread to news websites such as The Global Daily: http://theglobaldaily.net/news/1346311361.html

Cosby was driving home on Freeway 33 after visiting friends when his Toyota swerved into the wrong lane and was hit by an oncoming car. The other driver was killed instantly and Cosby was badly injured, he was rushed to hospital but there was nothing doctors could do to reverse the terminal brain damage and internal bleeding.
Police don't think drugs or alcohol were factors in the fatal crash. Followers of Bill Cosby on Twitter have been suggesting that he was Tweeting while driving, and the distraction lead to the fatal accident.
Cosby will be remembered for his comedy routines and television work, including Fat Albert and The Cosby Show. He was also the author of many books.

Bill Cosby was loved by many fans around the world, he will be remembered as one of the foremost comedians of the last century. Thousands of fans have expressed their shock and grief on social networking websites such as Twitter, with famous people contributing and offering support to the friends and family as well. Lifelong friend Jackie Chan Tweeted 'I can't believe he is really gone...Rest In Peace'. Bill Cosby was 75 years old.

KERSER IS THE SICKEST!!!!!!!!11!1!1111

#1 KERSER FANPAGE ON THE WEB

POWERED BY SKIP HOPZ DOT COM

TIME and time again the best pure musicians of our time are being ignored and neglected by the ivory-tower establishment just because they play in the battle-rap genre. KERSER changed the game when he appeared on the scene, Aussie rap will never be the same again...it is also a well known fact that he defeated 360 in battle during the most hyped contest since Muhammad Ali defeated the Raging Bull, making him the reigning queen bee of the rap scene.

A YOUNG MAN OF THE STREETS, FROM THE STREETS

• Kerser enjoys watching rugby league
• Kerser knows his Centrelink customer identification number
• Kerser makes offhand comments about local, state or government politicians, indicating that he could do a better job if he was in charge
• Kerser has a casual attitude towards work
• Kerser hardly ever recycles, and he never rinses out bottles before recycling them

KERSER THROUGH THE AGES

The legend of Kerser began in 1873 when a young buck appeared on the battle scene after defeating Abraham Lincoln, 360 and Napoleon in acapella battles. Soon after he met his homeboy Tommy Edison (a.k.a T-SON) who invented the phonograph so Kerser could finally be recorded and the rest is history.

THE KERSER ATROCITIES

The Voyager Golden Records are phonograph records which were included aboard the Voyager spacecraft. They contain sounds and images selected to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth, and are intended for any intelligent extraterrestrial life form, or for future humans, who may find them. Not a single Kerser song was included. I hope it flies into the sun.

KERSER FOR PRIME MINISTER?

Many fans have wished for Kerser to enter politics although the man himself has declined to comment about it. I photocopied the local council election form 1000 times and managed to get Kerser elected as my local council treasurer but they gave the job to someone else when he didnt turn up for any meetings and there was some crisis about the staff not being paid? Get your head in the game Kerser, we expect better from you!

KERSER WINAMP SKINS

comming soon!

KERSER WALLPAPER

pimp your desktop, Kerser style (click for full size!!)

Local Rapper Kerser Dead

Two weeks after disappearing during a police chase, the body of rapper Scott Barrow has been found and preliminarily identified. The 18 year old man from Western Sydney was better known by his rap alias 'Kerser'.

On Tuesday a pathologist conducted an autopsy on Barrow’s body. The test found he had died by drowning and that his death was accidental. On January 1st Barrow reportedly ran from police after being involved in a car accident with his girlfriend, less than a mile from where his body was found. Police said he was last seen fleeing along the banks of the river near the intersection of Carrington and Lincoln East, when an officer said he heard a "sploshhh."

"His last words to me were that he promised he'd call when he made it, wherever he was going” Barrow’s girlfriend Allison James recalled. With no phone call, loved ones handed out flyers for more than a week, hoping they’d locate Kerser alive. Then on Monday afternoon, South Bend firefighters pulled a body from the Hawkesbury River near Howard Park. "When we got that phone call we just took off. We knew it was him and it was so hard” Barrow’s older sister Marion said.

Crews rushed to the scene and pulled in the body as it was floating downstream. Autopsy results showed no bruise marks or injuries consistent with foul play. Even so, Metro Homicide is conducting its own investigation just to be safe.

The young lad's untimely death has left his many fans shocked and distraught. Kerser leaves behind an impressive legacy, an acclaimed debut album, the ubiquitous catchphrase "Kerser is the sickest" and his famous dance "doing the Kerser". Fans expressed their grief through Twitter, with Kerser's lifelong friend Iggy Azalea tweeting "He was the sickest, rap will never be the same. He is Australia's Biggy Smalls. Taken before his time #RIPkerser".



u can click on the amazon link to buy Kerser's album he recorded back when he was alive...

R.I.P The Great Bob Odenkirk

Never Forget
October 22, 1962 - November 24, 2011

Popular television guy Bob "The Big Easy" Odenkirk was found dead this morning after an alleged attack by former co-star David Cross. The two were last photographed together playing a Nintendo game Super Mario Smash. Initial reports suggest that a fight broke out after playing the game for hours. Cross was quoted after being taken into custody, "That [explicative] was using Fox. No one beats me with Fox. Nobody!" before his lawyer stopped him from further comment. This is one of a rash of recent video game related violent outbreaks.

Odenkirk was a prolific actor and writer, with notable roles on the often hilarious Saturday Night Live and hit comedy Breaking Bad. Lifelong friend and rapper Vinne "Snake Eyes" Paz was one of the first to speak out following Odenkirk's death "He died the way he lived...doing loads of cocaine and playing video games. He was like a father to me, the father I never had."

H0llywood Celebz Sp0tted!

A peek into the private lives of your favourite Hollywood celebs! Reports straight from the STREETS about what the stars get up to when the cameras are off. Now with a more international focus.


Hollywood's favourite Crocs wearer NICOLE KIDMAN was spotted lurking the streets of Sydney in the early hours of yesterday morning, drawing giant pentagrams on the ground with chalk and lighting candles. She kept checking her watch and looking up at the sky but nothing was happening, as far as I could tell.



Teen dream JUSTIN BEBER was allegedly seen scratching his twitter address into the back windows of the cars parked along his street. His mom isn’t going to be happy when she finds out what he did!



Babe TILA TEQUILA was seen out and about trying to catch pigeons! She was doing very well with a fishing rod using piees of spiced sausage as bait. She told me every pigeon she sells comes with a free copy of her mixtape. I managed to get away while she was trying to shove a bird into a tiny cage and close the latch.


I saw popular man about town MICHAEL BUBLE doing a roaring trade hustling cocaine from the back of his car underneath a bridge. He told me he needed the drug money to finance his new album. I explained that it was the wrong thing to do and managed to convince Buble to throw all his drugs in the river. Nobody go swimming in there, for a while!



I overheard the infamous trickster SHIA LaBEOUF trying to pick up a waitress at a cafe. He was asking what she would wish for if she found a magic lamp, he kept suggesting a box of Tim Tams that never runs out. He said he has a hookup that can get him as many Tim Tams as he wants. He put his hands into his pockets and pulled out like 8 Tim Tams. He got her number.




Spotted Hollywood patriarch TED DANSON outside a KFC protesting for PETA. He was stopping everyone who tried to go in, asking if they knew what’s in KFC’s burgers and telling them it was the endangered luck dragon. He didn’t hassle me too much but he told me fur is murder and he would never wear a mink coat again. Right on!


Human female KIM KARDASHIAN was spotted by a fan at a supermarket. She didn’t buy anything, she was just opening every box of cereal and feeling around inside with her hand. Hope she found what she was looking for!



Saw the legendary warlock MEL GIBSON at a screening of Black Swan. He kept complaining loudly that they weren’t dancing properly and none of the actors knew anything about dancing. He said he wanted a refund and he walked out but I saw him quickly duck into a different theatre.

BEEF ROUNDUP

last week beef kicked off on the ozhiphop forums when the famous turntable jedi DJ SHEEP called out DJ BUTCHER of the "crate creeps" crew

"he’s a chump without any records and just a bunch of MP3s… Crate Creeps need to change their name to the MP3 masters or some shit."

SHEEP apparently had some beef with BUTCHER over cash owed for a track. he also called out DJ CUTLOOSE and "DJ LL Cool James", saying he wanted to battle them all. the thread was mysteriously deleted, twice, but has been reposted on Peak Street.

the beef took a dramatic turn when oz hip hop legend BIAS B called out SHEEP on twitter as a hypocrite.



the drama continues...

TRAPPED IN DA MATRIX: iPhone 4

TRAPPED IN DA MATRIX is my new regular feature where i will keep u up to date with the latest TECH NEWS for youre computar

Today i am discussing the I-PHONE FOUR. its the latest and gratest handheld telephone for the digital age designed by a guy called STEVE JOBS from APPLE. if BILL GATES is the antichrist i guess this makes STEVE JOBS god. we live in an amazing age this is the most convinent devise invented since the gameboy printer.


as u can see from this scientific graph the eyephone is up against the androids. and the graph clearly proves the iphone is better! both phones have a tight screen and a store that lets u download a shit-ton of apps which are like computer programs but some are viruses. like if u want to prank call the pizza shop theres an app for that. if u want to take photos up womans skirt theres an app for that (iphone has a camera). u can upload these pics straight to twitter on the iphone! [email them to me as well].

its called iphone 4 because the other iphones had some pretty bad bugs, like the iphone 2 which phoned you at all hours of the day and night! but now that the iphone has been prefected I dont think we will be seeing any new tech devises from Apple for a long long while!