DRAPHT: THE GREATEST DISCOVERY IN 2000 YEARS

Aussie rapping person THE DRAPHT of the Sillybolikz has finally released his album "THE LIFE OF RILEY". Drapht is best known for ruining Culture of Kings 3 and his annoying voice which has roughly the same frequency as a kitten scraped against a chalkboard. But is the album hot?

After an intro the album opens with "SING IT (The Life of Riley)". You know the song sucks because it has parenthesis in the title. But its actually good!! Drapht name drops some of his favourite musicians on this song...its soooo cool! He likes the same stuff I like!!!
 
 

***SPOILER***R.I.P JIMMY RICARD

You may be surprised to hear that Drapht has killed off his most popular character from the last album! I call this new genre SOAP OPERA RAP.***SPOILER***

The features on this album are hot. There are guest spots from NFA (remember him?) as well as ozhiphop royalty Funkoars, Mantra and Urthboy.

Drapht has stepped up his lyrics on most of the tracks, only taking a break on Murder Murder, Bali Party and Air Guitar to rap like a total mongloid.

Sadly the downsyde of this album is in the beats which I think were produced by TRIALS (a rapper not a beatman). Basically every song has the same stupid guitar riff in the background. Triple J and Nova love it. Tupac and Biggie are probly rolling in their graves. I heard there is a secret track on this CD but im not allowed to talk about it.



Heres what others are saying...

"Don't think i'll be dropping any duckets on it eh! Wasn't that impressed" -whileuweresleeping

"Draphto s killin it in my opinion besides the funkoars i dont think anyone can keep up wit him atm" -Defyre

"Drapht seems to have left some of the lyricism we were used to on previous releases behind but he's become a lot better at crafting a track/song structure" -Afteroots 

Check out DRAPHT on the world wide web and support oz hip hop!

Internet Rappers: HOT or NOT?

in this new regular feature i report on which internet rappers are the new hotness, or not as the case may be.



Adelaide rapper ESKATOLOGY is HOT. his new album MARTYR MUSIC has several hot tracks on it.

"catch me on facebook, fuck twitter"

'Dada' (Feat. Dan The Underdog) is a real hot track with a real nice vibe. There are plenty of horns and rolling basslines to be heard.

Unfortunately some of the other songs like 'Hope' sound way too serious and emo. they didnt tickle my fancy. but since the album is free you may as well give it a listen or download! HOLLA.

More Aussie hip hop celebs spotted

Saw Officer CLINT DOGG at my local police station. He dragged a homeless looking guy into one of the questioning rooms, yelling something about him being a double agent. It sounded like he was giving him a pretty rough time in there!

Acoustic crooner PHATCHANCE ran out in front of my car while I was stopped at traffic lights in Sydney yesterday. He was wearing a striped shirt and mime facepaint. He pretended there was a wall in front of him then he climbed an imaginary rope for a while and ran away before I could give him a tip. I got out of my car and chased after him but he was gone in the blink of an eye.

Rap guy COPTIC SOLJA was seen at a local Borders store that was having a closing down sale. He kept asking if the prices had come down yet. Then I saw him trying to haggle down the price of an Asterix book. In the end he paid with a gift voucher. Hope he got a good deal!

Spotted the infamous Funkoar TRIALS at Sportsgirl in Arndale shopping centre. He was hanging around the fitting rooms asking girls if they needed any help. What a gentleman!

OZ HIP HOP CELEBS SPOTTED!

Hip Hop Hoochie KARA CRAIG was spotted at a New York subway station begging for change, said something about her passport and plane tickets being stolen. Lookng good in a tiger striped pink fur ensemble repping her A-Town fitted, u go girl!






Spotted legend of the rap game BIG PHRASE at a Super Cheap Auto carpark crawling around on all fours trying to scoop up oil stains on the ground. His record label are really putting him to work!






Saw the infamous CLINT DOGG DJing at a McDonalds birthday party. The staff said he wasn't allowed to play music here and he would have to leave. Then the manager came and said he was banned from the store for 2 weeks. Last I saw CLINT was hanging around the car park asking people to go get his records back for him.




Spotted special rapper MC ANZAK at a firing range wearing an Aussie flag cape and face paint. He was operating a BBQ indoors but the smoke didn't seem to affect his aim as he shot the Saddam Hussein shaped target right through the balls with a Heckler and Koch Mk23.

Kanye Spotted, with his dick out

Photos show fashionista/rapper Kanye West was spotted wandering the streets of Paris in his pyjamas in the early hours of 31 March 2011.

Earlier in the night Kanye was gatecrashing a fashion show for designer Alexander McQueen being held as part of Paris Fashion Week. He was photographed making a scene when he was denied entry for being black. Kanye said that he didn't want to see the new clothes anyway and he stormed off.

The troubled artist was later seen walking the streets of the red light district dressed in pyjamas with no shoes on. Kanye was looking good in a yellow and purple striped ensemble with matching top and bottom. The pyjama pants had a flap on the back with 2 buttons.

Pop starlet Rihanna soon appeared on the scene and tried to convince Kanye to return to his hotel room but instead Kanye just whipped his dick out of his fly, beat her in the face with it and kept walking. His current whereabouts are unknown.

Conspiracy theories abound regarding the incident, with some people suggesting that Kanye's reptillian blood is calling him back to his home pyjama planet of Niburu. Sources close to Kanye suggest he was planning a trip to the outer solar system before the bright lights of Paris Fashion Week caught his eye. More on this story as it develops...